Gator Wrestling

This is my story and I am sticking to it.

We were riding the loop road in Shark Valley, somewhere near the 7 mile marker and we see the largest alligator of the day. It's a big one. Nearby is a very large turtle. I know what your thinking...strange combination. Right, it is.

So I get around behind the gator and jump on it's back. I know from TV shows that you can hold an alligators mouth shut, but not open. So I wrap my hands around it's jaws and clamp them shut. This is the point in the story where I am supposed wrap the jaws with duct tape, but we are cycling so we don't have any duct tape. Next best thing is the turtle.........  Gloria captures the turtle and has it ready. On the count of 1, 2, 3, I let go of the gators jaws and Gloria throws the turtle in.

For what happens next watch the video......
Maybe a little graphic for some viewers

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